Hey Taylor.....Um, I was just sayin.....hi!! He he. Lolz. Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. And I'm not just saying that because your in the Twilight movies, although you seem to have fun filming them. But I liked Cheaper by The Dozen 2(u were in there, thank god. Even then you were smexi ;) hehe) and Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
Ya know, I don't know why everyone treats you different just 'cause your famous. Your just another individual(a very sexy one, but still) and you should be treated as such. I'm not saying that people should be mean to you or anything, I'm just sayin that they shouldn't scream and everything, and take pictures of you all the time when you don't want them too, and tell everyone who your going out with, or showing the picture of you walking out of them gym with your think thing all over, and saying you don't like wearing underwear, and that you have a boner and everything.
And, I know you think that every single woman in the world thinks your sexy only because you play Jacob in Twilight. But that's not true. Every woman in the world (includin me, lolz) thinks your sexy because you are. And not just because of all your new muscles either. Even without the muscles you were still sexy. Nothing can replace that beautiful face of yours. The muscles just adds to your sexiness. Your like a god in every woman's eyes. Including mine. You even look heavenly when your dirty. I'm just sayin that we don't just like you because your in Twilight. And no, just because your heavenly beautiful doesn't mean that we don't like your acting either. Well for some chicks ya, but still.
I like your acting and your good looks. Aren't we allowed to like both?? You are like THE most smexiest man in the whole wide world...I highly doubt anyone can compete with you. Not even Rob Pattinson does. And he only looks sexy with his makeup on(no offense intended if you take offense to it since I know you like him and all).
I can't believe all the achievements you've made tho. Your a black belt, you used to play football, you sing(and by the way, Apologize[by you] is my favorite song ever. I listen to it 24/7.), and you act. What can't you do?
And pardon me if you think this is rude, but I find it highly hysterical that women in their 40's come up to you and ask for you to sign their undies. That's just downright hilarious. The only reason teens don't ask that cuz their like really shy about things like that when it comes to asking a fammous person. And because most teens aren't ready for sex yet, and that is very sexual.
I hope you don't find it silly, but I am really obsessed with you. I have a calendar of you, lots of pics of you, my computer background is you, my pajamas have you on it, my blankets are of you, my pillows have you on them, my pillowcases have you on them, I have wall decals of you, I have posters of you, and the reason for all this is because your smexi. And the tan you have adds that. Your just too delicious for your own good.
And I have a few questions for you.
1.) do you hate having screaming girls everywhere you go?
2.) do you LIKE LIKE Kirsten Stewart?
3.) Is Rob funny?
4.) Do you know your too sexy for your own good?
5.) Do you even know your sexy?
6.) Do you really like girls who are all loose around you, and just like having fun and playing around and being themselves instead of changing themselves just because they think they're too stupid or something for you?(I'm always having fun and picking on my bro all the time, I run around playing with my Flarp, and I don't really care what anyone thinks about me. I just be myself and don't let anyone bother me, and don't change just to fit in. I just tell 'em to fucK off.)
7.) Did ya know your awesome?
8.) Did you know that when you were soaking wet in the Rolling Stones, your were downright mouthwatering?
9.) Do you like being famous? Or would you rather not be?
And 10.) Do you like girls who like to read books?
