How to Use Your Life-Sized Taylor Lautner Cutout

$33.00 will buy you a life-sized cardboard cutout of Taylor Lautner or Robert Pattinson from Nordstrom department store's "New Moon" shop. Who wouldn't want a life-size picture of Taytay or RPattz in their living room? But what else can you do with it besides letting it collect dust in the corner? Here are a couple of ideas.

Ryan Seacrest reads excepts of "New Moon" to Taylor and Rob while on-air.

TL Daily reader emichaelwilhite gives Taylor a big hug!

What would you do with your Taylor cutout?



Haha I would put him in the back of my sister's bike and while she's biking I run after the cutout... that way I can stare at Hawtner AND exercise xD :P

man you're smart!!! I would looove to do that to. he's a good inspiration. is like ure chasing him hahahhahhaha

I can see it on the news...
Wild Packs of Women Have Been Seen Around The Country In MAD Pursuit..Do Not Attempt To Impede their Progress..

Love it.

that is a really good idea. i might have to take that idea. if i had one i would just kiss it all day. he is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute.

I would make out with it like there's no tomorrow!!! Seriously, I've been looking for TatTay cut-outs 4eva!!! All of my RobSessed friends have RPattz ones that they make out with, and I've always said they were weird. But, you know what they say, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!!!" But seriously, wouldn't you? I want you to think about it. REALLY think about it. And that means you, too Jordin!!!

P.S.- I don't know anyone named Jordin.... Hope I kreep out all Jordins!!!! xD

I meant TayTay up there!!! Sorry!!!

haha I didn't think you were really going to use my pic! lol Thats so cool though! : )
I asked for a Taylor Lautner cutout for christmas though, and my mom just looked at me like a was crazy haha

First off... why on earth are they not selling the cutouts of Jake w/o his shirt.. they have them on display .... but not sell those?!?!.. I want shirtless Tay!!!! =[ LOL

Well, If I had one I'd probably ... hehe... well if anyone remembers that recent episode of Family Guy when Peter has the cutout of Kathy Ireland and falls in love with it.. and goes and dines with it and like all this romantic crap.. haha I would make a video like that just for laughs... "Oh Taylor.. do you love me?..." *scene of Taylor's cutout just standing there* "I knew you loved me! lets run into the sunset" hahaha...
I so would do that.. hahahaha...

I don't think the cardboard (that a shirtless Taylor would be on)could be made drool resistant ;)

omg i would love a shirtless Tay cutout!!! that would be sweeeeeeet!
I <3 Tay Tay! : )

All of your ideas are so funny! They would make really good YouTube videos. If it's funny and gets a ton of hits, I bet Taylor will eventually see it. Maybe it's worth a try! So who's going to make a video? LOL

Monika, if I still lived in CA I'd help you make one!

^haha, that would be great!

Dammit.. if I had money.. I would buy one and so make the video... I'd be like at a resturant arguing with a cutout Jacob .. getting all dramatic while it just stays there and says nothing.. LMAO.. if I ever get a hold of one.. I WILL make a vid... LMAO

Gotta admit when I saw the header-
"How To Use Your life-sized Taylor Lautner Cutout"
lotsa naughty thoughts filled my head..hmm..ahhh... where were we?

Hahah! Well, I do try to keep the site G-rated... but sometimes I dare to be PG-13!

Why stop at PG-13?
How 'bout we try for NC-17?!
In honor of Taylor. Appropriate don't 'cha think ;)

^I take it the G-Rating thing will change once Taylor is 18 tho.. no? LOL... at least raise it to PG...*wink* LOL

Oh and about the NC17... well I have a daily dose of that rating on its amazing how much good fanfiction there is... but an NC17 rating with Tay/Jacob... yeah.... the kiddos' eyes that read this site would not be able to handle Tay and NC17 meshed together LOL!!!!

i so want one. I'd like walk around with it for the rest of my life! hey I just thought of sumthing! wat about chocolate smelling tay tays!! yummmm.. mmm..
how can i get a cut out taylor lautner if I live in Australia?

"Chocolate smelling Tay-Tays"-- that phrase sums it all up!
Ya gotta lov it

oh my taylor!!!!! chocolate smelling AND TAYLOR LAUTNER? THAT MAKES MY LYF BETRRR! OMT I LUV U ;) BUT NOT AS MUCH AS TAYTAY hehehehehehe.

Ummm yummy i know exactaly what i would do with one of those hehehe but id better keep it to myself lolz j/k i would never let go of it unless i ever saw the real Taylor Lautner!

omg sooo getting that.

I'd do him harder than anyone can ever do cardboard.

omt! i would take tons of pix with it! and just walk around wit it everywhere! hehehehehehe i ♥ TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!

If u really want a Jacob/Taylor cut out that bad then go 2 the mall of America & buy 1 there. They probly hve sme or go to spencers or a video game store and Toys R Us haz him to for $19.99. And btw I'd take a billion pics and tell my bffs that I met the real TayTay but Id do a whle lot mre thn tht with him. And on other countries they usually sell them in book stores.

P.S. I know more about Taylor Lautner than any of u guys. He lived in my state b4 he moved to L.A. I've seen him b4.

OMG YA CHOCOLATE SMELLING TAYTAYS IS LYK MAI FAV DREEM. i luv him. i wuld do cardboard way harder than you would. id almost be afraid to get one because i would destroy it. hehehehehehehe. wink wink lolz j/k. but forrealz. i'm already in the process of kidnapping him. HAHAHAHAHAHA JK YES I AM THO.